im nigel crabcakes
Dave is always the exception

shaygr:

skizzimi:

Don’t mind me, I’m just expressing my feelings about how 90% of the John’s and Terezi’s I meet ship themselves with Dave.
And how I cheer them on with romance advice.
Every time.

skizzimi you & me right now epic johnkat ok

i’m like literally crying right now for karkat

KARKAT

BABY NO

I

PLEASE.

I am pretty upset right now. My sister went to ANOTHER convention without telling me. Wow. Just wow. That’s so thoughtful of you.

I guess that most of the reason why I’m so upset is because she gets to cosplay a lot and I have barely done shit. Ever. The list of cosplays I’ve done at conventions during the span of my entire life is as follows:

  • Link from LoZ
  • Luigi from Super Mario Brothers
  • The Hunter from Left 4 Dead

Out of those three, The Hunter was the only one I was really proud of. I really felt good about my Hunter outfit. And yet, like both of the others, it pretty much fell apart and is unusable.

I wouldn’t complain about it if it were a money issue, but I guess money is part of it. The main problem is that I pretty much HAVE to get my folks to help me put it together, and my mom will literally not let me make quality cosplay if it can be helped. Seriously. My Link tunic was made out of fucking FELT. And I once tried to cosplay as Lloyd Irving and she took a pair of boots and slapped red duct tape on them and I couldn’t handle it so I said “fuck it I am never wearing that”. Therefore I am anxious to make new cosplays but I have a long list of what I’d like to do, such as:

  • Human version of Globox and/or Betilla the Fairy from Rayman
  • Multiple sets of armor from Monster Hunter, including the Qurupeco set, Rathalos set, Rathian set, possibly the Ceadeus set, Hinata (Jhen) set, and so on.
  • Tetsuya Watarigani from Beyblade: Metal Fusion
  • Marta Lualdi from Tales of Symphonia, Knight of Ratatosk (I hate her as a character but her design is really pretty ngl)
  • Feferi and Karkat from Homestuck

Out of all of these, the only ones I have the smallest sliver of hope for being able to do and do well are the Homestuck ones. Which. I guess that’s why I’m so obsessed with it at the moment.

Oh, and let’s not forget the outfits that are completely out of my reach because my body type would make me feel uncomfortable wearing it, or just because they’re so complicated, such as:

  • Escadora, Guild, Gigginox and other armor sets from Monster hunter
  • Frelia, Cloche and Jacqli from Ar Tonelico 2
  • Crystal from Pokemon

So, you know.

It would be nice to have an adequate cosplay and hang out all dressed up and stuff without having to worry about being thought of as a freak or being poked fun at for being fat because I get enough of that in my hometown.

But I highly doubt it’s gonna happen any time soon.

squeakchic:

photos by (princeofwhales)

i don’t even know how to label these pictures………
probably “john annoys the shit out of dave”

yup. perfect. 

That one with the squirrel puppets…

It’s like, “hey dave! u ok?? :B”

John and Dave go movie hunting…
photos by (princeofwhales
(( dave // john )) 

COSBY

I CAN’T

hypothermiclegumes:

4gifs:

The Wheel spider is native to the Namib Desert and escapes predators by flipping onto its side and cartwheeling down sand dunes at speeds up to 44 turns per second.

WOW pop off douchebag
*rollerskate the fuck outta here*

hypothermiclegumes:

4gifs:

The Wheel spider is native to the Namib Desert and escapes predators by flipping onto its side and cartwheeling down sand dunes at speeds up to 44 turns per second.

WOW pop off douchebag

*rollerskate the fuck outta here*


doomed timeline.photo by (princeofwhales)( davesprite // wise guy john )

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I
WHY
MY HEART
PLEASE.

doomed timeline.
photo by (princeofwhales)
( davesprite // wise guy john )

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I

WHY

MY HEART

PLEASE.

Thinking about streaming myself playing video games sometime soon to get my mind off stuff. I probably wouldn’t be all too amusing though.

For right now, I’m just kinda sitting here playing MHFU and I don’t know how to stream myself playing PSP without performing a rather uncomfortable maneuver. I’ll think about what game I’d wanna play next and get back to you guys on that.

I JUST

WANT TO

DO THIS

RIGHT NOW.

FUCK.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

So help me God, I will turn you into hamburger meat as soon as you get home from North Carolina,

Don’t even talk to me about vagina pains, I’m not even on my period and I’m ready to go on a full on massacre because this town is packed to the brim with shitheads.